My history lesson.
Last week Jackson, Charly and I were heading into town to pick Ashley up from school as she got the bug that Jack and Charly had earlier in the week and had to be sent home from school. Sometimes, while riding in the car, we will have deep conversations, and sometimes silly conversations as most parents can relate I'm sure.
Anyway, we're driving along and Charly asks me with a hopeful twinkle in her eye,"Hey mom? Were there bad guys in the old days?" my answer was, "Yeah honey, there was". Bummer, but it is what it is.
Silence for a few seconds. I look in my rear view mirror and see them zoned out and thinking, I chuckled to myself. Then Jackson pipes up so seriously, " A really, a lot, A LOT of days ago, back when the old days weren't yet, there weren't people, there were SOLDIERS!
It was a funny moment. But not as funny as the moment that was funny on me today while out with Jack. Which brings me to the title today. Little terd. Jack's a little guy but is a huge terd sometimes.
So, today Jackson and I went to the grocery store together after I picked him up from school. We get a few items and head to the checkout lane. While standing and waiting in line, Jackson suddenly, out of nowhere blurts out, "Hey Mom! Why are you making me eat dog food?! I just really don't like eating dog food mom.Why do you always make me eat dog food?" Yes. You guessed it. I died. Little terd. Big terd with a shitty grin. Boys. I know somewhere in heaven my grandpa is laughing so hard the tears are rolling down his face.
That was good Jack. Hilarious. The perfect dry crowd to pull that on. Priceless.
What did I do? I tried to play along with a come back like "But you like it so much" Seriously, dry personality day at the grocery store. I guess that's what you get when you shop on hump day.
A Charly shopping moment.
Charly and I were out by ourselves and I was rushing as I was pressed for time as I had everything possible crammed into one day. It was getting late and Charly was getting tired, a long day for her, she was happy though. but as she got tired, she got slap-happy and she began to get loud, goofy loud. So by the time I made it to the checkout lane at Target, she was done. We waited for quite a while that night, more than usual. Charly had a glazed look in her eyes, and was just zoned.
The registers were busy all around us and the sounds of the beeps from items being scanned began to sound like a tune. Until Charly started. Every time the clerk scanned an item, Charly repeated, "BEEP......BEEP.......BEEP" I laughed to myself but some of the people waiting behind us didn't look like they found it as funny as I did. Darn kids, crack me up.